Dumb Questions You Get Asked When You're An Identical Twin

Quick fact about me, I'm an identical twin. since this is such a strange phenomena, it leaves me and my brother open to some strange questions that I thought I would share with you guys.

1. What's it like being a twin?

Guys... Let me retaliate with a follow up question. What's it like not being a twin?
Much like when Ross said "It's not something you have, it's something you are". I am a twin so I don't know not having one.

2. Can you feel each others pain?

Sure we can, the pain signal travels through the invisible wire connecting us to each ether.
Explanation sound a bit stupid? No offence but so is the question.

3. Do you fancy the same girls?

No... Just no...

4. Do you guys fight?

Yes, and I win always #justsaying. We're brothers at the end of the day and we fight over the smallest of things.
"That's my T-shirt"
"No, It's mine"

5. What's your twin thinking?

I don't know but I'll tell you what I'm thinking. "Gees, this bloody question again?!"
Being a twin does not give you a telepathic link, if it did then bitching about people a lot easier.

If you want to check out some of my bro then click here for his YouTube channel. He does vlogs and challenges - some of which I appear in. 
If you check him out can you comment under his video "Mario Sent Me Here"? It'll really piss him off. 

Thanks For Reading,
Mario El